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Aiight, so I’ma try (keyword try) to start doing this new thing on the blog, called Why I Hate. In all honesty, I dislike a lotta sh*t, and though some of it may seem like just me hatin’ most of it comes from real places.

So first up Nicki Lewinski Minaj.

1. She calls herself Nicki Lewinski.

There are many things one should be proud of, but being the unattractive intern who tops off the president and saves the remnants, aint it.

2. It’s hard for me to take her seriously.

This reason should be number one, because most of the other reasons can somehow point back to this. She ganked Lil Kim’s swag steez, calls herself a Barbie, and just seems a lil….off.

3. She sets the women’s movement back a couple hundred years.

Whatever Pocahontas, Susan B. Anthony, and Beyonce’ did for women’s rights, Nicki Minaj will surely undo by the end of the 2010.

4a. She actually has dope punchlines and even good songs sometimes, i.e. “I aint sleepin when I say I’m in my dream car.”

This bothers me, because most of the time I can’t listen long enough to hear them. Do you know how long it took me to hear that dream car line? Years! A long time! And “I Get Crazy” is my joint up until the beat changes and Wayne comes in. It’s like you can never get a full verse, and/or song from her that’s good.

4b. These good lines are followed subsequently by equally odd and/or whack lines. “I’m hot…I think it’s time to put the rice in.”

*See last sentence from 4a.*

5. She makes funny noises while simultaneously making funny faces.

*See reason number 2*

All these reasons aside, I think there’s still hope for Nicki Minaj. Supposedly she’s toned down her image a little bit, but the fact remains young girls and young women look up to this chick. I’m not a fan by any means, but I can see that she has a place in the game right now. Hopefully at the very least re-open the doors and inspire the new Missys, MC Lytes, and Jean Graes of the world.

In any event, I figured I’d let you be the judge. Check out this new mixtape called Barbie’s World and let me know how you feel in the comments. Listen to it streaming after the jump. Foxxfiles on the heads up.

Download: Nicki Minaj – Barbie’s World [Mixtape]